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When you tell someone you like them and they think you're stalking them
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Ever tell someone you liked them, and everywhere you go that is in the vicinity of that person, makes the person wonder if you're stalking them? Doesn't that annoy you? | Well, here's one answer. Just move on, continue with your life, what's the point in fighting over something you can't have? If that person comes over to talk to you about leaving him/her alone, just respond, "I was until you came over/called/whatever."
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Ghetto police
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Ever have a problem with police that constantly annoyed you for little things like speeding and other misdemeanors? I call these cops the ghetto police. They will do anything to get that 100 ticket bonus. Some people think ghetto police don't do anything, but those are probably the best cops you'll see. | Well, the worst way to avoid the ghetto police is to run. never run because despite the size and mass, they can still run fast. The best way is to use reverse psychology. an example of this is, 'A ghetto cop pulls you over for speeding. In turn, the cop has to speed to catch up to you. So, instead of accepting the ticket, use reverse psychology and explain to him how he should give himself a ticket. if done long enough and correctly, you'll get off scott free.'
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The program mix-up
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You walk into a store looking for a software that will allow you to genetically enhance a human cell. You have the box in you hand, you take it to the counter, and purchase it. you go home, you take it out, and without looking at the disc, put it in your computer. When you access the program it says, "WELCOME TO ACCLAIM'S ARMORINES SET-UP PROGRAM, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO INSTALL THIS GAME?" | Isn't that annoying? Hardly anything to help you. If you open the box to check it before purchasing it, the ghetto police will arrest you, so, just buy it, open it after purchase, and threaten the person at the counter. Simple.
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